What're your favourite quotes and sayings?

Pull the other one it’s got bells on it

 

do or do not, there is no try - Yoda

 

Pull the chain when your done !

 

Loose lips sink ships

 

I’ll have your guts for garters

 

By the way, for the students out there, schmoorzozer , is gravy not whipped cream
If that's your schtick ...
We'll find out who the schmucks and the schmoozers are
Not sure I know much more ... Over to you

 

Give us yer address and I'll send yer eyes back

 

Wind yer neck in

 

If, if if my auntie had balls she’d be my uncle.

 

My personal favourite

“Let no good turn go unpunished”

A recent example being doing a small diy job for an elderly neighbour. Whilst bending down to pick up a tool, my phone slipped out of my pocket and cracked the screen


Stirlingmoz

 

Where do you want me to finish

 

@Ermintrude

The original thread title,
did make itch...

 

Charlie’s dead

 

Not guilty. Your honor.

 

Neck it

 

She told me she was 18.

 

Virtue is its own reward.

 

“The people that you meet, when you havnt got a gun”

 

Your Honour...

 

You big girls blouse