Urban myths that make you smile... or not.

Yeah but does it have an arrow pointing to the filler cap, cos that's the only exception don't you know.

 

Are you living inside a mirror?

 

Nah. Proper one.
I stick the nozzle in that grill bit and pour. God knows how it finds its way to the tank, must have holes in me pipes!

 

My Sedona was the sham.

 

I just pump it straight onto the forecourt, gives me about the same mpg.

 

Freelander too!
You all must have weird cars!

 

I can't believe that a, so few of you had heard that one
And b, so many of you went out and checked!

Try this, VW Beetles are so well made that they are completely watertight and float on water.

 

What about vans?
There's a river near me, should I keep the window shut?

 

Download an App to make your iphone waterproof

 

A chocolate bar has around 8 insects/bugs in it

 

Link to that?

 

That's not true either. It makes you slip when pushing, which is energy wasted.

 

http://www.independent.co.uk/life-s...nto-destroying-their-smartphones-8835952.html

 

Thanks mate. Just downloading while I run the bath, hope it's fully installed before I get in.

 

Reminds me of a "over 18" film I saw once....had a different ending though.

 

Your never more than 6 foot from a rat

 

Really?