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She stood on the bridge at midnight
her lips were all a quiver
she gave a cough
her leg fell off
and floated down the river

 

Mary had a little lamb
its fleece was very red
the reason for this funny colour
was an axe in his head :-

 

Mary had a little lamb
it ran into a pylon
10,000 volts went up its bum
and turned its wool to nylon

 

Mary had a little lamb
It wouldn't stop gruntin'
She took it down the garden path
And kicked the little c...

Well, I imagine you can guess the end to that one

 

Mary had a little lamb
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
between two chunks of bread.

Georgie Porgy Pudding and Pie,
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
And when the boys came out to play,
He kissed them too 'cause he was gay.

 

This poem stinks it doesn't rhyme
it even has a title
it's called the crap limerick
i must get some work done,
or i'll get into trouble.

 

If i had a pound for every time i said "if i had a pound for........"i'd have a fair few pound i can tell you.

 

Saw saw saw saw saw saw, Ouch

 

Trousers are called a pair of trousers, so why isn't a shirt callled a pair of shirts?

 

pair of pants = 1 item
pair of socks = 2 items
dumb language

 

Flight of stairs.
Landing light.
why?

 

If someone is stupid why are they a "right tit?" what's the matter with the left one? ladies please confirm your breasts are both stupid (unless you have had a mastectomy) - in which case i apologise.

 

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