The off topic topic, where you can post about anything - even topics.

Mary had a little lamb
she also had a bear
i've often seen her little lamb
but i've never seen her bear.

 

a boy stood on a burning deck, his pocket full of crackers, one fell down his trouser leg and burnt him on the.....ankle!




missed his knackers by a few inches.

 

Baa baa black sheep have you any wool "feck off u racist git init" exclaims the black sheep

 

how many times have you ever had it off in an english country garden?
i've had it twice and i think it's very nice, in an english country garden,
daffodills and hollyhocks - sticking up your bollyocks,
big fat spiders crawling up your arse,
with your hand on her tit and your finger on her cl*t in an english country garden.

 

Daisy daisy give me your tits to chew
I'm half crazy my balls are turning blue
I cant afford a jonny a plastic bag will do
but you look sweet upon the seat
with me on top of you.

 

Yeah the ones you learn as a kid are the best Like this one:

There was a young man from newcastle
who found a brown paper parcel
in it was sh1t
and on it was writ
A present from sombodys ass hole.

 

for rickyrooo

Late bay member Rickyrooo, bought a bus, looked like a poo
that DUBious helped source for you.
You spammed the late bay day and night
some usefull stuff but mostly s*ite

then the forum died, we got a fright
moved to earlybay the next again night.
We started the good banter their
but you and baysearcher, what a pair!

with latebay forum back to life
laptop on , ignore the wife.
kettle on make a brew
sit back and laugh at rickyrooo.

but it isnt the same at v three zero
when Rick's not spamming ,
the people's hero !
you dont spam much now rickyrooo!
come back to life , we miss you !

 

as i kid i remember seeing this live just found it on you tube (one swear in it)
MATT BIANCO Saturday Superstore live phone in 1984

 

a lad from jockland "gumbo brown"
sat on the sofa - troosers dooon,
this internet porn gets him all a mystery
forgot to delete the browser history
mrs gumbo asks what's this?
it's scat and stuff, y'know - just sh!t!
oh crikey! i don't know what to do,
so blame it all on rickypoo,
his bus is brown - just like a jobby
and gumbo played there on his knobby.

 

This one was on going live when i was littlun (again 1 swear but it is kids tv)

Going Live - Five Star

 

Hailfrank Hailfrank he played a prank. A prank on rickyroo he played this prank while having a ****** on top of poptops loo.
While this went on, Baghead and dog smoked a log,
a log of para's weed, the weed was bad, they were not fans so wet and smoked some of chrisradiomans. Chrisradioman was also no fan, he was off somewhere,
taking pics to make his flicks he knows we really care.
And all this time diddyman Dale is setting up spot the dif,
he's finding it rough to spot them so he then has a splif,
a splif he shares with marowak while he is spinning a tune,
oh what fun they both had while maro acts like a loon

 

There once was a website called late bay,
'twas really some sort of gateway,
to postings about all manner of nowt,
that often translate in a great way,
an arrival in march rickyroo,
announced "i've a bus coming coloured poo"
it's dubious' fault he told me i ought
to buy it from john just like he do....
the forum all loved, the stories he told
'bout the bus so shiny and brown,
but sadly one day the tales went away.
when the website it sadly went down....
the tales they were lost, but oh! at what cost?,
he'll have to start over you bet!
and then like before we all shout once more...

Hey Ricky! is it here yet?

 

naaa... He's a knob really

hahaha only joking