The off topic topic, where you can post about anything - even topics.

Ok,so i spammed a couple of threads here and there, so let's have a total nonsense thread, anyone who carries on a convo on it longer than say 2 replies? gets negative karma off the next poster.....the idea is for a totally nonsense and random section that means nothing but may make you smile or can let you rant or whatever, you can even put a picture of a cat in sunglasses if you like.
"What has a hazelnut in every bite"?
topic!
Topic 1976

 

I honestly don't believe I post too much ;D

 

Wait for it! Wait for it.............
Runaround NOW!

runaround 80's Mike Reid

 

you just dont see white dogs jobbies any more , anyone else noticed ?

 

I noticed my girls went to sleep very quickly tonight. Yay. Early quality time with myself and a G&T. (I know it should be malt but I'm out of the good stuff)

 

cats go meow dogs go woof

 

If a Orange is called a Orange, why isnt a Banana called Yello hmmmmmmmmm

 

nothing rhymes with orange

 

ewwwwwww i'm gonna have to check that one for bits.....back soon

 

A fart is a peculiar eruption,
it lives in the vally of bum,
it slides down the leg of your trouser,
and come out with a musical hum.

I thank you

 

pardon me for being rude, it was not me it was my food, it just popped up to say hello, and now it's gone back down below

 

it's the Dwarfs that go swimmin with little hairy wimmen

 

If you work hard and do your best
you'll get the sack like all the rest
but, if you laze and mess about
you'll live to see the job right out
the work is hard the pay is small
so take your time and sod 'em all
and on your gravestone neatly lauquered
these three words...........












Just bleedin knackerd.

 

Beans, beans are good for your heart, the more you eat, the more you fart - the more you fart the better you feel,so eat beans with every meal.
(I'm here all week)

 

There was a little man
and he had a little gun
and over the mountains he would run
with a pancake tied to his bum bum bum.