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Poptop2 used to work in lingerie but now wears in for fun on cold nights in laybys.

 

t w went to france because he likes a german sausage to much

 

@Barneyrubble is kim jong un's body double.

 

Poptops entire online persona is a lie.

He actually drives round in a yellow 3 wheeled van selling rip off rolexs'. Which he stores in his flat that he shares with his brother dave. Or is it Rodney?

 

Poptop, or Delboy to those that know, likes to keep half a packet of cheese and onion walkers in his back pocket. The reason is, it keeps the romp of otters that like to follow him, away from his nether regions. Nobody knows why they're so interested in him. But I believe he likes to hide molluscs up his jacksy.

 

@poptop2 is a bog snorkeller in his spare time.

 

Terrordales can create nuclear fusion from vigorous beard rubbing. Scientist have not successfully harnessed this power. Yet!

 

@oscar isn't really here as he is really an autonomous program on a computer deep inside GCHQ

 

@Terrordales is Lembit Opik's lesser known brother Piotr. He couldnt see a future in politics so went walkabout with the guy out of Crocodile Dundee (not Paul Hogan - the other one who's name evades me). They lived on komodo dragon & sorrel leaves with the odd fish dish. The Australian equivalent of the CIA are still searching for his whereabouts.

 

With the use of a simple sponnerism @SweeneyTodd doesn't become tweeneysodd!

 

@volkswombat likes to spoon anyone he meets on the interweby

 

Tuesday windchild can often be heard in the woods at night playing bagpipes and calling trees by there Latin American names

 

When he was younger @jivedubbin was the subject of the popular 1970's Lena Zavaroni hit "Mamma he's making eyes at me". She rebuffed his advances.

 

sweeney todd , can cut a hair from a mans nostril with his sword with one hand stuck up his arras

 

Barneyrubble builds small log cabins with his set of 288 assorted crayola crayons.

 

@Majorhangover only eats kumquats. apart from when hes eating broad beans on toast. his farts are pretty standard