Merry Christmas

You want to try being a socialist!

 

Surely it’s harder to be a socialist and have a decent job outside of academia....

 

I don't have a decent job but I do believe in sharing the burden as well as the profits. The pity is no-one else does!

 

I completely agree in burden sharing. Pm me your address and I will courier my wife to you.

you’ll know what a burden is then alright.

 

You don't mean that.... who would do the ironing?

 

I'm gonna tell her what you said!!!

 

Good. She might sign the divorce papers then