Gate security advice please

How much are you gonna pay me!

 

Buy one of these even a women can fit em


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Would you like me to make you a Gate pet

Well get to the back of the queue


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God I’m good


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Not making any more gates can’t be bothered


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signshould read THIEVES CARRY ID SO YOUR FAMILY CAN IDENTFY YOUR BODY

 

Just get @Terrordales to dress up in William Wallace garb, with a half blue face, and stand guard outside. That would certainly keep me away.

 

Ms Cat, this is one of his gates

Getting him back has been a nightmare

 

but my lovely neighbour brings me food and smoothies she will of course have a key to the new lock

 

i'll get covered in it :/

 

I've already got a gate, you numpty!

 

Don’t you have to put up warning signs when you use that stuff, so the scrotes don’t get their grubby fingers even grubbier?

 

Small print on the inside of the gate

 

Just make it look more secure than all the other gates near by, they’l look for the easiest of options,yours will look like too much hassle.

 

Combination keypad lock...

 

Looks like medieval times...!

 

are you being cheeky?

 

@Merlin Cat
So does that mean I’ll be waiting for ever