Dates

Why do we buy them? Nobody eats them.

 

26 th April

 

I'm with you there Rich who the hell eats them they are disgusting

 

Every year we buy them then chuck them out. If you do eat them, they just give you the squits.

 

5th September

 

I love them

 

That's not surprising your lot also eat deep fried mars bars and stuffed lambs arse

 

I havnt had any this year

 

What state are your bowels in?

Even the dog wouldn’t eat them, and she used to scoff dead owls.

 

In excellent working order after scoffing a box of dates yesterday.

 

No pics please.

 

If you would like I could take some or perhaps a video.

 

Please, no. You think this is VZi?

 

I could become a YouTube celebrity.

 

Don on the John

 

Better than Elf on a Shelf.

 

I hate the gooey sticky things and fig rolls as well