Covid tracking app

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by 3901mick, May 4, 2020.

  1. They are going to test it here on the Isle of Wight


    Its a shame everyone here is backward and only 6 people have a smart phone !
     
  2. Zed

    Zed Gradually getting grumpier

    Yeah I read that and thought...that's going to go well!
     
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  3. mikedjames

    mikedjames Supporter

    And only about 8 people have died of COVID 19..
     
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  4. Not far off, it was 28 yesterday !
     
  5. Zed

    Zed Gradually getting grumpier

    Tracking me will be fascinating as I never go anywhere. They'll have to keep coming round and accusing me of leaving my phone at home to avoid being tracked. Whoever "they" are.

    In other news...
    Today marks 7 weeks of isolation. Walking 5-8 miles a day, no sugar, dairy or flour. Eating fresh vegetables and home-cooked meals every day. The change has been fantastic! Zero alcohol. A healthy, fat-free, caffeine-free diet and a 1 hour home workout every day. I've lost 20 pounds and gained muscle mass.

    I have no idea who wrote this, but I am so proud of them that I decided to copy and paste. :thumbsup:
     
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  6. Will the app be affected by the fact that everyone on the IoW is related?
     
  7. Every time I ring my Mrs it rings in the same room as me !
     
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  8. Probably, We all live in one big house !
     
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  9. This isn't going to go well...
     
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  10. They must be joking do they realise the iow is only 1.9 metres wide :eek:
     
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  11. AND there is only one person smart enough to use a smart phone and his wife’s hidden it :D
     
  12. crossy2112

    crossy2112 Supporter

    Well according to Mr Han cock you must stay in if you live in England but not in the isle of Wight but you still have to stay in if you live in the isle of Wight :thinking:

    What could ever go wrong o_O
     
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  13. I think the plan is they let them run wild. They can't escape...or can they?

    It'll be Jurassic Park all over again.
     
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  14. crossy2112

    crossy2112 Supporter

    Can you download the app on a Nokia 3310?
     
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  15. That's just cruel. They've become too accustomed to humans and no longer see them as a threat.
     
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  16. Wouldn’t work anyway. The locals have set fire to all the cellphone masts. Don’t forget David Icke lives on the IoW.
     
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  17. crossy2112

    crossy2112 Supporter

    Is that so he is away from the lizard family?
     
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  18. I much preferred him when he just read the football results, TBH
     
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  19. I doubt if the general public will download it anyway. They all think they are being used as guinea pigs, and will be let out of lockdown before the rest of the country just to see what happens. :confused:
     
  20. Zed

    Zed Gradually getting grumpier

    The problem with this sort of thing is that yes it would be helpful I'm sure and people will in general support it IN THE CIRCUMSTANCES. But this sort of thing tends to become permanent and there lies the problem. If you think that's paranoia just look to the USA where the authorities have been bulk collecting every single thing available completely against the law since 9/11. Even Obama despite assurances that he'd address it did not. Too tempting to keep it.
     
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