Corona fever

I’ve been trying to start a one-woman fake news rumour on Twitter that the virus is transmitted via tiger and elephant molecules.

 

Its bats at the moment from some gungy s-hole of a fish and meat market, what next, they need to stop all this, good time to give the goverment there a backlash, the Chinese population are saying they are getting some stick in the UK, perhaps they should be putting pressure on their countrymen to put an end to the mumbo jumbo.

 

Start one! They'll bloody believe anything on Twitter

#stopelephantmolecules

 

Have you tried pangolin quiche? They sell it in Waitrose

 

They've been selling Tiger Bread for years and no-ones noticed!

 

@Merlin Cat has been on the case already updating Wikipedia

 

How super! Is it gluten-free?

 

I thought it had been renamed ‘giraffe bread’ due to some smart Alec kid pointing out that it looked more like giraffe camouflage.

I prefer a nice brown chewy myself.


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According to Wikipedia:
"Tiger bread (also sold as Dutch crunch or Giraffe bread) is the commercial name for a loaf of bread that has a mottled crust."

Isn't dutch crunch some sort of banned substance?

 

Your all doomed . Just suck it up n die , media hyping people up , you can die from flu or the Marmites easier . Mad they are all mad I tell yeee .

 

‘Dutch Crunch’ eh? Love it.
I bet you’d get some looks asking for that.

I’m off for a shmoke and a pancake...


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Don't worry, if the book is true the Americans will have the vaccine ready, can't use it yet though as it hasn't affected America too badly yet !

 

I reckon idiots will start panic buying soon, so I've been to Tesco today and cleared the shelves of bread mix, UHT milk and baked beans.

 

Are you living in the coal bunker?

 

Yes, I'm in isolation in there. As it's a coal bunker I'm calling it northernisation.

 

They are panic buying here.....hand sanitiser (ok. I understand)
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pasta and tinned toms ! !..

So Italian...

 

By the way, be vigilant with any emails referencing corona virus from unrecognized email senders.
A few people at work received one and opened the attachment which contained - guess what... a virus. A nasty worm type which shut our entire network down for 3 hours.
Subject was: WHO update on COVID19 with a PDF file.


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Hopefully, these people were taken out into the car park and flogged?

 

There were quite a few early leavers, I wonder if they were the first out the door so to speak.


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