Complaints.

My money's on a bum hat. It's a hat for your bum. How cool is that!

 

My money's on 20 years of bank statements. They're been over your account and found that you owe them £5M in charges and interest on the unpaid charges. You have until 1st Jan 2015 to pay it off or they're coming for your house.
And a Happy Christmas card.

 

It's more likely to be special xmas arse biscuits!

 

How would you stop it falling off

 

What? Your ass?
I'd go see a doc mate.

 

No I know how my bum is attached. It's held on by my belly button

 

i was told as a kid if i pressed my belly button my bum would fall off.

 

Don't undo the knot. Your dinner falls out.

 

Here you go you doubters...



A rather pleasant single malt & a pair of Crystal glasses from which to drink it.

I CAN HAZ WINNAH

 

I remember when banks were populated by staff that worked in banks. Now they're populated by staff that worked in Currys/PCWorld.

 

every one loves a BROWN NOSE IN WORK lol

 

Not bad, but when I complained to mine they stuck £200 in my account.