Complaints.

How quaintly old fashioned, actually going into a bank.

 

i spose wen you used ta go it was with 30 denya on ya bonce huh

 

No bother with my pension that's been paid directly into a bank for the last 15 years and we've got accounts in all the main banks but we do go into one bank or another twice a week to pay in cash and cheques that we get paid for childminding and teaching.
What grips me is the duplicity of the banks when they dress themselves up in adverts as caring and friendly when the truth is they consider us the ignorant great unwashed ripe for fleecing.

 

yeh but yeh but ,when your oldish n cant use a i bank disc phone watsit where will you go init

 

wait ,he did....

I would refuse either and expect the employee`s head in a basket after the guillotine...

 

Must tell you about what happened to me at work today, I was standing by the door welcoming people in with a smile, I needed to use the loo, as I walked past the queue this miserable looking git made a comment about having to wait a long while, so I just shrugged my shoulder made some sarcastic remark, and walked past him, after he left the whole bank customers and staff cheered and the bank manager gave me 2 bottles of whisky for the way I dealt with him

 

You've met me, I already AM oldish. I'll just tell the kids that I'll leave everything to Battersea Dogs Home unless they work the damn phone for me.

 

im politeish

 

Are you from Warsaw?

 

no but im quite saw , are you on the change

 

I'm on VIP PCP GPO HRT.

 

ive got vpl

 

*Shudders*

 

Enough.

 

The manager has looked at the cctv footage and it seems Mr grumpy was wrong to complain, they are going to write to him and order him to share his whisky with some sad vw owners on something called the Last Bay

 

I used to think Exactly the same, until that fateful day when, in my capacity as casting director for a local theatre company, I had to audition actors for a part where they were required to shrug their shoulders at me and walk away. Life's little ironies eh?

 

Patience is a virtue .

 

Queuing in France is one of their favorite pastimes,checkbooks and lost id cards welcomed...

 

The nice people at Nat West have gone to a lot of trouble to make sure that everything arrived in time for Xmas, I wonder what's in the smaller box...