Well I think Dave has enough troubles without getting himself sent down and being buggered senseless daily by a hairy brute called Clive. I was thinking more along the lines of finding a blonde 18 year old lingerie model or two who wants to drive a campervan around Scotland for a year and get shagged senseless at the same time
i know.... i posted that 1st - the rest was a joke.... (see my post for explaination further down after it)
I've seen Australian Border Force on TV. Your nasty people at the airport will send him back. In fact, in one episode a few years ago I'm sure I saw them cancelling the visas of Mother Theresa and Nelson Mandela.
If I took one thing away from the time we met, it's that you hate being called Dave. So chin up David - best of luck going forward.
I was made redundant the first day back after Christmas. But got a job interview within two days and am now two days into new job. Stressful month! There are plenty of recruitment agencies that can line you up with something pretty quick.
Bad news fella. Sorry to hear it. Hope something comes up soon. Get your cv updated and on line too with job sites - something may come back real soon.
Well I've just come from a meeting where my redundancy three month period will start January 2016 - So my leaving date will be April 2016 ,get my licence back June 2016 so Scotlands back on Plus they said something will probably come up. Its very weird I hope nothing does now so I can get the money and do the trip. Cheers for all the support all
Oh FFS. Cancel the sympathy everyone, he's got a year's work and a pay-off. I was all ready to sell my worldly possessions and send you a cheque...
Thats weird for them to announce redundancies 12 months in advance. Good news that it now coincides with the return of your licence though!
Out of every cloud....... That will give you perfect time to spend May 2016 getting sorted for your trip hope you weren't rude to your bosses before you got redundancy date!! Hope you feeling a bit more positive now x
