I used to say to her, pretending to have not bought a birthday present or whatever, "your gifted enough as it is"
I’m with @Dub and Dubber. Wake up at 3am with another whizzy idea. So how bout this one...a second car horn. Normal horns blast in an aggressive way and no one likes being beeped. Even provokes road rage and deffo middle fingers sometimes. (Sigh. Remember the good old days of V-signs?) So when you just want to make a dozy driver aware of you - say, overtaking in his blind spot - you use the ‘polite’ horn. A couple of notes not one blast - a cheery ba-deep! So people know it means ‘yoo-hoo, I’m here!’ Not ‘shove over you stupid @!*#!!’ Low cost, uses existing technology and a global market - think of the royalties if all the car brands started installing it. AND peace on Earth/goodwill to all road users. I’m looking for £500 off anyone who’s read this...
Surprised nobody's interested in men's haberdashery. There are some pretty stylish slacks available these days.