TLB dragons' den

You have the contacts ?

 

Not even glasses yet Barn

 

A spec saver huh

 

Whats a spec shaver? If only there was a way the words on the screen wouldn't look so blurry.

if only someone would invent something.

 

A monee call ?

 

Probably better if was for both eyes, A bi nocular?

 

Dam I Ava teles cope

 

Toyota corona had them in 1982

 

Corona - yum fizzy pop!

They're going to have a Kia Ora next - with that daft cartoon blackbird

 

"I'll be your dog"!!

 

Teeth with a thread so can be replaced when knackered ...just go to the dental parts mart and ask for a upper 5 with Gob thread tape .

 

Beer that doesn’t cause wind


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Slightly? Perpetuating a misogynistic culture of seeing women as sexual objects!!??

 

striped paint

 

Yeah - and tartan paint

 

left hand screw driver