TLB dragons' den

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Geordie, Oct 12, 2018.

  1. Barry Haynes

    Barry Haynes I dance in leopard skin mankini’s

    You know when you’re driving on the motorway and you’re trying to write a text, you’ve got the phone in one hand, texting with the other and steering with your knee pretty dangerous eh, how about a Velcro strap that attaches to your leg and phone, I want £1500 for 5% of my company
     
  2. You know when you’re driving on the motorway and you’re trying to write a text, you’ve got the phone in one hand, texting with the other and steering with your knee pretty dangerous eh, how about a Velcro strap that attaches to your knee to the steering wheel with a free dashboard tea and toast holder, I want £1495 for 6% of my company
     
  3. I'm in sorry @Barry Haynes im a 1 % er
     
  4. It certainly does, but I expect if something was developed it would be in demand. People have some very strange likes as I found out when looking to develop a dating site a few years ago.
     
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  5. Dub and Dubber

    Dub and Dubber Supporter

    I was blissfully unaware at the time, being "ensconced in a rarified seat of learning" :rolleyes:
    The thought was to do kits ...
     
  6. In 1983 i was eating ants of a stick like a monkey in zoo. So the fact you even thought of it....hats off to you :hattip:
     
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  7. Dub and Dubber

    Dub and Dubber Supporter

    :thumbsup: ... My Step Daughter says I have "mental Tourette's" because my brain won't shut up and leave me in peace for five minutes at a time for spewing out all kinds of unbidden nonsense, of which maybe 10% is either timely, relevant or useful ... I looked into the sensor thing but an Uncle who actually made his main living off royalties from a couple of inventions said I'd never have the cash or clout to get it past the big sharks in the motor industry.
    My favourite (same issues apply) was a personal/portable airbag that fits into the seatbelt connections (so "female on top" :eek:) which is basically an airbag in the "hub" (which opens AWAY from the wearer :thumbsup:) with two radial arms that can be positioned/ locked to suit, and with curves to help pregnant women or those battling obesity ...
    This was in the "transition" years before airbags were commonplace and I'd been hitchhiking in Italy a lot, which was scary at times given the normal driving style of those maniacs!
     
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  8. spare bubble for a spirit level if ole one breaks
     
  9. Dub and Dubber

    Dub and Dubber Supporter

    :hattip:
    ...and I thought it was ME who was a bit "left field"
     
  10. Already invented for truck drivers, so they can steer a 40 ton artic down the motorway while trying to pee into a Fanta bottle.
     
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  11. Barry Haynes

    Barry Haynes I dance in leopard skin mankini’s

    :p
     
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  12. Woo hoo ive grown half inch :D
     
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  13. Barry Haynes

    Barry Haynes I dance in leopard skin mankini’s

    Oi that’s my idea:p
     
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  14. mikedjames

    mikedjames Supporter

    Instead of all these intelligent car systems, a powered exoskeleton that you wear with sensors that drives any car while it seems you are doing the driving, leaving you totally free to do texting etc.

    Also means you dont need power steering abominations or an auto gearbox in a classic car...


    And when Brexit comes, you can use it to fight off the zombies by asking it to do accurate throwing of cans of stashed soup at them..
     
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  15. Fit lighter boilers??
     
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  16. A 12v Teasmade, attached to the dash with velcro.

    No cash needed, I'd be happy with a Goblin................
     
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  17. Never gonna get hover boots, so how about Hoover Boots. I'm gonna be rich! Well was until I pressed the Post Reply button.
     
  18. I've often thought about the bubble in my spirit level - that used to belong to my grandad - the air in it is over 100 years old!!
     
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  19. a women who doesn t answer back and gives ye change from your money lol:rolleyes:
     
  20. Your step daughter has a special gift , she has you sussed :D
     
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