Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Geordie, Oct 12, 2018.
Come-on you lot!
Whats not been invented but should have been?
If only that wouldn't that be amazing.
I’ll give you none of the money fa all of the profit
The right oil for late bays
EDIT:But not in a yesterday's coming out day kinda way.
Ha ha ... was only talking about this earlier at work - here’s my dragons den pitch that I’ve been toying over applying to get on the show with ...
Gents.. you know when you’re driving along having a phone conversation with a mate and a nice young , perfectly formed lady walks past - you say something along the lines of ‘bloody hell look at that’ your mate on the other end says ‘ wish I could’
Well now you can with ‘Klunge Kam’ press a button on your dash and the camera homes in and sends a photo of the said young lady via sms to your mate...
There would be a premium version too with BRS technology ( breast recognition software) sound an alert if you miss something interesting ...
In the interests of equality and keeping sour faced Deborah meedhan happy I am developing a version for the ladies .... not sure what to call it - any ideas ladies?
A device with an elasticated waist that you put both legs through in the morning.
That's actually slightly creepy
Is that oot or oot oot
I'm not "gowin aout aout"
But I think there is a market for it.
That's a load of "bun cam"
Is that you with the loudspeaker on the roof and a short MP3 file linked to a button on the dash that goes "phwoar cop a load o those luvvlies!" whenever a Theresa May lookalike walks by?
Free over-the-fence slingshot with every empi part
The one that got away for me was the rear bumper ultrasound proxity sensor ... Was working on a kit for it with help from a maths boffin who had all the necessary electronic bits and bobs ..... in 1983
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