Zombie apocalypse....what modifications will my van need?

glue gun - that way if you stick one they could themselves to each other.

 

I would go for Westie style louvre windows with the glass replaced by sheet metal. This would allow shooting access when opened.

I'd change the petrol fill cap to be inside rather than outside the van. I'd cover the wheel arches to protect the tyres.

I'd sound proof as much as possible as zombies seem to be attracted to noise although I'm not sure how the hell you'd quieten down a flat four engine.

I'd look at a Holdsworth style pop top that you get on T25s which are solid but fold down rather than the canvas type.

I'd rig up a speaker that plays Slim Whitman really loud. Oh no wait, that's for Martians.

 

You'd need some sort of toilet. It's gotta be dangerous to go to the bog when there's zombies about.

Oh and you'd need toilet roll

 

A towel. One should never forget ones towel.

 

Love it!

 

Brilliant

 

My two boys (aged 8 and 12) both know that you kill zombies by shooting them in the head. You have to give them those basic life skills.

 

Most importantly we need some meet up locations, maybe some regional ones that we stay for a week and then move on to a more central one and meet up together. Strength in numbers .

 

Anyone watched Zombieland???? Good survival tips!!
In case of zombie apocolypse DO NOT PRETEND TO ACT LIKE A ZOMBIE no matter how hilarious you think it maybe as a shoot first policy will be strictly adhered too.