You go into the work toilet to 'sit down'...

...would you prefer it warm or cold?

No one likes the cold shock but...

 

and the winner of the tlb random thread of the year award goes to ... ;D

 

We had this conversation at work the other day! I definitely want a cold seat in there!

 

i'm paraniod about bog seats anyway so i polish it to death before i sit...... (the seat - you mucky gits) i'm a bit like the guy off of american pie who goes home for a crap....if i can hold it i will.....

 

Warm just feels wrong

 

Hot'n'wet

 

Warm is so wrong. I don't need reminding that someone has recently used this loo before me, even though logically I always know this must be the case, because my employer doesn't provide me with my own private toilet.

 

Bizarre ^-^

 

warm makes me shudder a little inside

 

cold ........it makes ya go quicker

 

Here at our work the toilets are in Reception - so we share with the great unwashed, you can see staff inspecting long and hard before chosing a stall!!
B

 

dont care - i would just rather people dont ******* on the floor ... or at least if they did that they wipe it up after ....

 

Back in a bit, got a dirty protest to attend !!

 

I adopt the 'Franz Klammer' tuck...

No butt to seat interface to worry about, plus the added benefit of a mini workout.

Only downside is when one hasn't eaten ones fibre - the fight between push power and lactic acid is fierce.

 

When you've got to go, you've got to go ! ;D

 

There's no way I could go at work. I think it comes from my school days. If you went for a sit down then you were liable for a bum shandy. Plus I could think of nothing worse than a witches kiss off alien porcelain

 

Some come here to sit and think, some come here to wonder, I come here to poo and stink and fart like thunder