Worse film 75tintop has ever seen - what's yours?

For me the 2 worst films ever are
Ishtar with Warren Betty & Dustin Hoffman
&
Waterworld with Kevin Costner

 

i once went out to rent a film without wearing my glasses, tom hanks thought i, i like a bit of tom...... however shaving ryans privates didn't have him in it at all.

 

The Cabin In The Woods. Went to a cinema last week to watch this. What a total waste of time.

American teenagers get in motorhome and go to a wooden shack for a holiday, a girl reads a latin (i think) verse from an old diary found in the property and zombies come to life and kill them. The Cabin/wooden shack has hidden cameras in it and is being watched by something like the people in a NASA set up. Two of them escape and find the cameras and find the way to the NASA-like studio. Because all the teenagers didn't get killed by the zombies the world has to end - and it does.

Total crap.

 

Another earth

 

lock out.
was shocking, i wanted to watch 21 jumo street but noooo my friends no better

 

There have been a few close competitors but my all-time worst still has to be Cradle of Death. It's a zero-budget Brit horror flick made in some sort of association with the band Cradle of Filth. I love a crap horror film but this is so cheap and so bad in so many ways that I'm still angry at having wasted two hours of my life on it nearly ten years later.

You Don't Mess With The Zohan is a close second. Got half an hour into it and had to switch it off. A kick in the testes is funnier.

 

Crossroads with Brittany spears
was memorable

bek

 

Hobo with a Shotgun was pretty lame

Hobo With a Shotgun (Fake Trailer)