Why oh why oh why ......

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Mattlad, Mar 18, 2017.

  1. Do people not listen to a bleeding word I say about bleeding stuff they ask me about.

    Really small downstairs cloakroom being created - got to tiling time now. What tiles should we go for they ask. I say try and avoid porcelain as they will
    Take much more time to cut and the cloakroom is v small so the tiles should be appropriate to the room size.

    *****ing 500mm square porcelain....,
    Ffs.
     
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  2. bernjb56

    bernjb56 Supporter

    Is it done yet?
     
  3. Merlin Cat

    Merlin Cat Moderator

    Ha ha :) I love customers that don't listen and then have decided something else that makes the job longer and more difficult :mad:
     
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  4. Would
    Have been if it were ceramics
     
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  5. I spent most of last year doing our own project and had forgot many of the downsides of having customers....

    Next job I'm going to have a look at saying - your having this or that and you've bwtter like it- by all means give a few suggestions but you're having this cos it's right and that is that. End of.
     
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  6. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

    What did you say? I wasn't listening!
     
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  7. Only thing that slows me down with porcelain is drilling the buggers! I've found that Rubi do a wax filled bit that works very well, but a £17 bit will only do about 7 holes at 6mm!
    Once had a customer with a huge uneven kitchen floor....told her to get 600 x 300 as I could lay them brick effect and lose some of the level problems....she came back with 600 x 600 big square sods....suffice to say it didn't end well.
     
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  8. crossy2112

    crossy2112 Supporter

    usually find tile adhesive works better than screwing em :thumbsup:
     
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  9. All these years, I've been nailing them on :confused:...
     
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  10. Self levelling latex screed normally rectifies uneven floors


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  11. CollyP

    CollyP Moderator

    Depends how bad the floor is!
    If you have to chop the lower six inches off the door, it was a bit out!!! :)
     
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  12. Baysearcher

    Baysearcher [secret moderator]

    Anyone would think he didn't want customers. All he does is whinges!




    (When you insulating / plastering my bay?)
     
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  13. nicktuft

    nicktuft Supporter

    Well I hope so as that is what ours will need soon. Got a ducting through the middle.. could prove interesting.
     
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  14. Charge like a wounded rhino...:thumbsup:
     
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  15. Barry Haynes

    Barry Haynes I dance in leopard skin mankini’s

    So bluetack won't do
     
  16. Everyone loves large tiles nowadays even if it's only a small cloakroom like you say but often you end with hardly any whole tiles as they're all cuts,the genesis diamond drills are pretty good with plenty of water


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  17. Porcelain tiles with Rectified edges and 1.2 m2 each tile. Now we're talking. That's stressful


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  18. The customer is always right :thumbsup:
     
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  19. the customer is usually not right and they are lucky to have me look at the job and incredibly fortunate if I take it on. They will also have to be flexible as to when I can do the work as I have to fit it in around holidays and things I want to do. If that's not ok - their loss.

    I also have to like them and be satisfied they will not be a pita to do work for.

    It's amazing I have so much work really.

    18 Months 'til retirement.
     
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  20. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

    I only used to work for customers I liked when I was building. A luxury only afforded when you have a good name, which luckily I did.
     
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