Why is everyone coming up North?

I'm pretty certain neither applies in this case

 

Great actor

 

When is it not , you need food

 

None of your foreign rubbish please, we have proper home cooked curry up 'ere

 

Yeh who cooks it

 

Mrs C brings it in to me, who cooks it is anyone's guess

 

Popping your curry from The Star of India Tandoori Palace in the microwave is not "home cooking".

 

Wish I didn't have to explain the joke

 

Don’t worry if you go round pitmore lane you could cut off a minute
That’s if frank moves his baler out of it

 

You still have women slaves upt their we must be obeyed darn ear , n you lot fink your ard .

 

Can't argue with any of that!

 

Strange. Usually tother way round on a Sunday.