Why is everyone coming up North?

How do you know we didn't drop her a woolly vest and drawers from a Hercules overnight?

 

They're belting As long as you remember to load the engine controller software before take-off...

 

We'll do the rubber dingy next time. The one shaped like a duck

 

In answer to the question. They're all up here for the annual halloumi harvest. Used to be done by hard grafting East Europeans but they're not coming now in the same numbers so they're bussing in workshy Southerners.

 

Oi, Brummie. You’re supposed to be on our side...

 

I went “home” on Tuesday for a conference, it was in that Manchester (poncy bloody place). Too close to Old Trafford for my liking so i made my excuses and left and went to a proper northern town.....Haslingden, to get some pies.... last ones still in the fridge and the night is young....!

Yes... this is Manchester

 

Also.... didnt get chance to do a photo shoot so this will have to do!

 

It's all norf to me.

 

OI !!

 

School girl error! The word lingo isn' northern. Bit like a German officer saying have a good trip in English in the Great Escape and rumbling the butler from Upstairs Downstairs.
To Stalag Butlins Filey for you, and on the cooler too. Might join you Cat, bit too warm out.

 

From the thread title I assumed it was about Peter North.......

 

I've got no intention of venturing any further North but MrsNTFC is going to Leeds tomorrow for work reasons.

 

There are only 2 reasons to go to Leeds:

1) Football
2) Court

Usually reason 2) is a consequence of reason 1).

 

Crikey! That’s Frank Zappa in the top left. I never knew he was in the trenches

 

I think it's because you can't get
A proper curry down here anymore !
Apparently according to my mate from
Leeds you should go up north to get one
There's nowt down ere in this chi tol
All a load of ponce's
He said