Who's visiting my layby tonight?

did you spell Labia incorrectly?

 

Santa?

 

Stan?

http://news.sky.com/story/251297/stan-collymores-dogging-sex-shame

 

is this the truckers rendezvous thread? im going to broxbourne tonight....

 

is this Anything to do with dogging

 

w

why do want to know that then

 

Er.........

 

Our layby is safe now, a women kept trying to commit suicide by lying under lorry wheels, she succeeded a few weeks back!

 

just for future reference

 

How is she?

 

flat

 

Which part?

 

How is she? Is she feeling better now she's succeeded?

 

i bet her confidence is a little crushed at the.minute

 

Joking aside, that's terribly sad.

 

Need a clairvoyant to ask her im afraid, worst bit was they shut the layby and thats where the burger van lives

 

im sorry i did think it was just a strange joke
if its not i do apolergise life must be bad to have to resort to that

 

Will you be watching "Silence of the Lambs" in the cab?

 

No need to apologise, I like jokes.