Who wants to be a Mod

i cant smell or rude so i fink no one wood under stand me , n im leaving on a slow boat to get bananas so i a be out im a rock er too

 

You forgot world peace.

 

No, I hate scooters and wouldn't want to ride round with a target on my back!

 

Damn! Well that's it then. I've no chance. I could sleep with one of the judges I suppose......

 

I will bear it in mind ,don't hold your breath though

 

shouldnt it say er ator .

 

What you do in your own time is your own buisness

 

What, the donkey?

 

That inasmuch as any man drinketh wine or strong drink among you, behold it is not good, neither meet in the sight of your Father, only in assembling yourselves together to offer up your sacraments before him.

6 And, behold, this should be wine, yea, purewine of the grape of the vine, of your own make.

7 And, again, strong drinks are not for the belly, but for the washing of your bodies.

8 And again, tobacco is not for the body, neither for the belly.

Hope this helps.

 

I tried it, it doesn't work.

 

Jobs yours. When can you start?

 

I'm freeeeee most days and nights providing I have yfi.

Can I ask about my holiday entitlement and is there a bonus scheme for have many posts I can delete in a week.

 

Is yfi a euphemism?

 

Yes.

 

do they provide the parka?

 

yes you can have a parakeet

 

Is it TLB bingo

 

That's the combo to your safe where you stash all your loot.

And no I don't want the chuffin job. I'm normal not like the rest off yea.

 

Staffroom door lock code.