Who wants to be a Mod

If you think you could be a mod then state your case in not more than 100 words what could you do for TLB . Names will go into a hat that someone is wearing and mod picker may be impressed

 

I could do it as I don't like anyone full stop.

 

Just another 89 words to go on your resume !!

 

Sorry you have to like dogs ,loonys ,drunks sandal wearers ,god fearers etc etc

 

I don't like any of them, well dogs a little bit,
And for that reason, Im out!

 

I want to travel the world and help the poor people. And I look good in a bikini.

 

And I don't mean a picture of you travelling or poor people

 

Now we are getting somewhere

 

We are the Mods, we are the Mods.......!

 

Wrong forum ,you need prototype bay with that one

 

Ever wish you had not posted something !!MY EYES!!!

 

I think you mean these.

 

If I became a mod would I be able to delete the above picture?
and I don't mean the pipe and slippers!!

 

Thats not enough of a reason to want to be at the top table ,but thay do have the power to delete , so im told @PIE

 

Not for me, do I sound stupid? I'd rather do something rude with a donkey whilst dressed as above! Besides I don't read half the posts here anyway, life's too short

Must dash, Ehore has just f****d off!

 

So it doesnt look like anyone wants to be a mod , shame i have heard its good pay and conditions like a staff Bay ,free petrol , fags , booze , fuel pipe and as many pies as you can eat

 

But if anyone wants to hire my donkey!