What wildlife did this ?

Nobody likes a show-off, jivester...

 

Who's this Jenny you speak of? And why is she climbing through a bathroom window and Marmitetin on the floor?

 

Never mind the length feel the .......................ooooops you mean the sink

 

twas betty but I do know a few Jenny’s

 

Capybara. Well known for climbing in bathroom windows.

 

Asking Gillian Mckeith what....... would ya?

 

She's nuts.

 

No she's got a face like a melted welly and voice like a honda vision with a fat bird revving the tits off it

 

I’ll take that as a yes then

 

You've won First Prize: a weeks holiday in Barnsley. Second prize was two weeks holiday in Barnsley.

 

4 pints of nelson mandella and i'd have a go on kaitlyn jenner!

 

Otter.

 

Mystery solved ,a blue tit had decided that the light shade would be the perfect place to make a nest, when I turned the light on it made a run for it .

 

I think the otter scared it off.

 

Was it Jacob Rees-Mogg? The Moggster is notorious for breaking into other people’s loos when caught short. I read so in the Independent.

 

I was going to say ‘tit’ but chickened out.

 

I said tit sir sir I said tit colour was not asked for , tit lesser dumping tit , tit that was ,I said tit

 

I think the Indy makes stuff up.

 

what do I win

 

Falcons don’t run errr no hang on they do tits don’t run , have you ever seen a tit running