What wildlife did this ?

Been away for ten days and arrived home to find this on the floor of the ensuite ,no sign of the culprit.The window was open slightly .

 

Er.......

 

Freddie Starr?

 

Nice pink toothbrush! reminds me of the old song! I had something like this mess a few years ago when a blackbird fell down the chimney when we were away for the weekend, opened a window and it flew out. Soot and poo everywhere.

 

Well you do live near the zoo so could be anything

 

Lion or hippopotamus I recon

Looks like bird poo

 

What no magazine rack

 

Too small for eagle poo, looks more like falcon

Have you thought of asking Gillian Mckeith ?

 

How do you wash your gentleman bits in a sink that shape??

 

I’d say bird

 

It looks like it might be the lesser dumping dia a rear tit

 

Does that shaver socket fully conform to the wiring regs (17th Edition)?

 

Gentlemen bits??? Do you mean the carb??!!

 

Elephant ? What did I win !!!?

 

Betty has identified it as Jenny wren

 

Is that what the kids are calling it nowadays! What happened to Junk? Trouser snake? Party Pole? Pogo Pee Pee?
Baby Maker?

 

It's a long sink !

 

Taste it!

 

Bragger