What to do with a chicken...

Got one - son bought it cheap, goes out of date tonight - I know that doesn't matter but he has Aspergers and it's no use arguing, so I've got to do something with it before midnight when it'll duly turn into a pumpkin. yeh, yeh I know I could reason with him, but the fact is if I cook it tomorrow he'll have bread and cheese and anyway just because we have different views doesn't mean one of us is wrong.

I DO NOT WANT TO ROAST IT. Thanks.

 

Ta me ducks, I actually have all that apart from toms, any more though?

 

Stick a lemon in two halves in it and roast for a very simple lemon chicken.

 

Wants wrong with roast it BRITISH.

 

fill it with firecrackers and ignite it in the garden

 

let tuesday cook it for you, smokey chicken a'la paper.

 

fillet it and make a really big curry

 

Were just cooking up a very spicy five bean curry but having some wasabi peas as a starter.

 

What're the odds that Steve will just say eff it and roast it??

 

I like roast, but I like quick more.

I have toms and rice and tarrogan. All good.
I also have chips which I'm eating now just in case.

 

Right, bugger and all that, but 35 mins and it's raw. Rice is cooked but not to worry as that'll sit pretty as long at required.

It's not even starting to cook, it's gonna be an hour so please re-consult lou and report back big tits.

 

should'a roasted it..... none of this fancy foreign malarky...... listen to tuesday.

 

Ive often heard people say they are going to choke there ones and seem to have enjoyed it.

Although i dont know exactly how they go about this >