What stuff have you found in your van?

This might have been done before, if so, apologies, but I read a similar thread on theSamba, and it did make me chuckle.
What have you found in your van when you've cleaned it out or stripped it for a resto? I was amazed how many folks on theSamba found ammo(a lot of it live!!) and drugs and even bongo mags!
I found a box with a spare key hidden in the engine bay, a bag of dope, a 70's postcard, and some bank reciepts. No ammo though ;D

 

HMmmmmmmm when i got cookie i found one of them all in one white sets you wear when painting, glow in dark wraist coat, and a union jack splitty cup matt loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

 

rust and lots of it

 

I found some US coin, a bit of porn mag, a list of women and their shifts, either a casino or a brothel. Loads of cigar butts. Lots of manky upholstery

 

We havnt found any evidence but we were told our previous owners made babies in ours.

 

Yes, an import. Look at the 76 for sale thread for what I found in that- pretty cool

 

expanding foam, filler, painted stickers over holes

 

condom unopened, a 9mm bullet, porn mag and lot of spliff ends...

The owner was a little party animal

 

A Mexican mechanics T shirt and a piece of Mexican road sign - both wedged on top of the petrol tank to stop it rattling - obviously coudln't be bothered to find the 2 nuts to fasten the straps down!

 

A legless dash mount Elvis!!.And some crap dice!!(the game,lol)

 

Having stripped some the cupboards out I noted the grim mess down the side of the bed. In the debris I found a light blue clothes peg.

 

Termite nests in the heater pipes, Lots of small denomination US coins, a rubber bounce ball, a book of matches from a Las Vegas bail bondsman, a Postcard from Texas, a disposable lighter from Nevada and lots of mouse crap in the cab headlining.

 

An ashtray full of fuses.

After they blew 10 times in less than 2 miles I could see why. Shame the silly beggars hadn't worked out that if they replaced the one rogue 20 amp fuse, the one that actually kept blowing would be fine.

 

some aussie coins,,fishing reel,,a small cuddly koala,, a visiters map for Victoria Australia,,removed the fire wall and found quarter inch of desert dust,,,cob webs but no spider. since then keep finding dryed up contact lenses from the mrs , oh and Kye the dogs hairs which seem to get everywhere. you would think he was bald after 2 weeks camping. still adds abit of fibre to your diet when they end up in your breakfast