What do I do with...cash

May I be as bold as to say you should pop it in an envelope, pop a stamp on it.

I’ll DM you my address

 

I think I have been through maybe £100 cash in the last year - last tenner went at a Farmers Market when nobody could be bothered with the credit card machine.

I would have spent quite a lot of it at Victoria Farm but then the bar was shut.

 

Cash is still King…

 

Our local chippy only takes cash
Chips are £2 - but one portion does 3 of us - and fish is £5. So will take you a while to launder it - I mean spend it.

 

You forgot the code it's QHCG.....

 

Bet they still have a manual “ Arkwright “ till or , more likely add it up in t’head

 

Gah! No wonder I flunked the exam.

 

Buy durex....
Jonny cash...

 

Not round here. Can't remember the last time I paid cash for anything.

 

Coat.

 

Overcoat?

 

I suspect you are worried you have blown your cover.

 

Haircut today….cash
Car wash today …cash
Breakfast today with mate at greasy spoon …cash
Window cleaner today …cash
Posties Xmas card with cash today, he’s brilliant !

Wow it really is different up here. Just wait until our black economy is tapped to send its riches darn Sarth to fund the levelling up initiative
Went to Waitrose today with pockets of cash , they were sold out of Camembert quiche, was just pondering when Security grabbed me … I know it was you!

 

Do you still pay in groats?

 

Sort of, haven’t got me ‘ead around it yet but it seems to work, think they are called bitgroats , a very nice man in the local food bank seems to be doing very well.
If you are interested please pm me with your bank details .

 

I always avoid the card only machine in supermarkets,I like to get rid of all my small change ,a few weeks back I actually choked the bloody cash grabbing robot by feeding it to much

 

Get lift to airport and use at the quick drop off, £4 for 5 mins seems to be the going rate.

 

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