What Boris is really thinking

Are you kidding? Keir has less personality than a cardboard box. Most of his supporters will be in such a comatose trance that they'll never make it to the polling stations.

 

And these days it's personality over substance unfortunately.

 

granted. He is extremely dull. But that could be a bonus for him. What we’ve seen time and again in this country is that the extreme left or right of parties rarely get elected. Kinnock, Jezza on the left. Howard on the right. Moderates get elected, especially those that can paint themselves as a bit of a reformer, Blair and Cameron are perfect examples. They are gonna struggle to dig up any dirt on Starmer and they are gonna struggle to dig up any wild extreme lefty policies as well. He’s very middle of the road and he’s playing a clever game at the minute, he kept well out of the brexit arguments, so he can’t be labelled with that, and whilst we are in the middle of the pandemic he’s keeping his criticisms very moderate. However in three years time when this a distant memory, you watch him go for Johnson over the amount of deaths. I think jezza was afflicted with only opening his mouth to change feet, starmer is way more skilled and calculating.

 

Kelvin McKenzie - ex Sun-editor.

 

He is an endearing chap isn't he?

 

Take him to 'spoons, he'd fit right in!!!

 

Boris is thinking "I only became leader to blob around for the really great Brexit Union Jack street parties of 2020."