What Boris is really thinking

‘So, here we go again. I’m on your tv telling you things are going to be Marmite for a while. And yes that’s what I’m doing. I’m stopping you from going out, from seeing your friends and loved ones. You think that makes me a bad person. But you know what; this job isn’t easy. All I’m doing it trying to please you lot and stop you all dying at the same time. I give you rules, you break them. I ease things a bit, you take the *******. You are all a bunch of ungrateful selfish human beings and I’m now at the point where I’m only inflicting more rules because you idiots are putting ridiculous pressure on the nhs, by ignoring the things I have asked you nicely to do. You all think you are a scientist, doctors, experts. You aren’t. Neither am I. But I am taking advice from the best in this country and doing my best to please you all. So stop being so selfish.. yes it’s boring, it’s getting old, but it won’t go away if you all continue to throw your toys out of your pram. Grow up. Take some responsibility for yourself and your so called loved ones and do as you are asked!!’

 

Seen loads of judges asking scroats to please stop breaking the law young man anđ let's not see you here again please.
Ok now run along

 

What Boris is really thinking...

“me, me, look at me! Please like me, I’ve brushed my hair with a balloon so you will fink I’m funny, me, me, look at me, I will tell you I’m great and everything is alright, me, me, did I mention me? “

 

Either way... I wouldn’t want his job...

 

I have never met you, but I would wager you wouldn’t be any worse at his job than he is...

 

Hopefully they'll take note from people stating the bleeding obvious that the only way back to normality is through vaccination and a cert to prove it. Big business and insurance companies will lead this. Forget the idiots who think their own misguided selfish reasons for wanting a voice are best for the rest of us. If you don't want to be part of a vaccinated population that's fine. But go and live in your own isolated space separate from the rest of us. Their rules are not for me. So don't try to enforce them on me.
Rant for the day done.

 

What he's thinking is how to get the Con party elected next time and what he can do to tie up the oppositions options in advance in case they loose. No need to rush at this stage, one spends the first two years raping the electorate and the second two years giving enough back to get be re-elected.

 

I do t think there’s gonna be much left to give back once this is all over. I think they’ve given it out already.

 

As in “there’s no money left”

 

The cycle doesn't change, the electorate will be no more intelligent or better informed than last time which will not matter one tiny bit as the choice will be bleak yet again. The Cons won't have to make much effort having they hope "steered the nation through the worst crisis in UK history" while the labour alternative self destructed and shows little sign of life yet.

 

Scotland will keep voting SNP and then moan they are ruled by the Tories.

 

Well, that news briefing was useful in that the top brigadier set out the process for jabs. Much better scenario now.........I'm ready!

 

You never know nipper
He might know something about taps

 

What Boris is really thinking?

I so wish I'd put more effort into perfecting the Bendy Bus !!!

 

ive met him @Baysearcher and even in his post techenders, pre next day breakfast he still would make better decisions

 

Surely Boris is not that bad...

 

He does come across as a mumbling bumbling buffoon but as said would anyone want his job at the moment. After all he is just stating the obvious which most of the population already know. Yes folk will criticize his timings on lockdowns etc but he is trying to balance the scales between overwhelming the NHS and leaving the country in a complete financial mess.

 

I’ve got a sneaky feeling that Keir’s gonna win. I think in the head to heads he will tear Boris a new one. Borris is big on personality and motivation. Starmer is a top QC, he’s been paid all his life to argue and pick holes in peoples arguments, walk in the park for him. I think he will have too much for Borris in the head to heads. Last election was a gift for the conservatives, the Labour Party made a complete shambles of brexit, they dithered on their position, and It wasn’t exactly hard to paint jezza as a nut job terrorist sympathiser.

I think Starmer will be heavy in detail and BoJo will struggle with that.

 

I think that Scotland should have another vote on independence, as should Wales.

I’d be utterly delighted to be free from Westminster - it’s not anti English rhetoric, it’s recognition that we will forever be impoverished and portrayed as scroungers, as we have been for hundreds of years.

Thankfully, Boris et al have done 1st class work for the independence movement in both countries.

Marvel at this human piece of excrement.



Did you know that Welsh MP’s have been reduced again to 32 from 40, whilst those seats have gone to England.

Devolvement and federalisation are nonsense.

UKxit anyone?