Well this is a first even for me

Mock all you like

Paras a softie but i love having a go at everything that involves being outdoors

 

willie carson?

 

Nah, that's just para getting his leg over

 

Hints:
- they're extremely large and muscular
- they have razor-sharp teeth and claws
- they regard lanky Yorkshiremen as a kind of horderve, although they can also be served as a main course

Still want to have a go ?

Trivia: One definition of "big cat" includes [only] the four members of the genus Panthera: the tiger, lion, jaguar, and leopard. Members of this genus are the only cats able to roar.

 

i've seen that on x hamster

 

So you still alive

 

ive heard he survived his first night , but had trubble getting out of his peacock suit

 

I recon hes pulled

 

Im ok then being a lancashire lad

 

Yes still alive and kicking

 

Is that para in disguise??

 

My apologies. I can understand how deeply offensive being called a Yorkshireman must be

 

@ paradox gets the starring role in @ marowak 's new Amongst The Pigeons video

 

Well im pretty sure a big cats not to blame for the missing birds

One apparently went missing one night then two more a few days later
After walking the ground it became obvious that they have been stolen
No animal pads to speak of in the area but boot prints of about a size ten or eleven leading in and out through a hedge thats had the wire and branches bent out of the way

The place the supposed cat had been seen changed a few times whilst i was chatting so im pretty sure its a no go

 

Puss in boots?

 

Police matter then... theft is theft at the end of the day!!

 

Yup i phoned the police for her
Theres nothing they can do and said its probably a fox
If she sees anyone actually taking them then she should call on the non emergency number

 

Or stick a tazzer in the gap of the hedge they are coming in through.

 

im suprised no one heard it they du arf make a racket them peacocks ,