Weird Pets

Anyone got a hankering for a really weird pet?

I quite fancy having a water buffalo. That would be pretty cool

 

Imagine the size of the poo bags you’d have to use

 

It's getting it into the car that would be a problem...

 

And how about when it does that dragging its arse across the carpet thing to clean it

 

Don't be daft. I'd have it wormed.

 

I’ll stick to my carp I think, not that I have to carry poo bags for them

 

Or a camel. They're pretty cool.

 

You could take part in that well know northern tv show one man and his water buffalo

 

"Come by, Buttercup!"

 

We've got a Water Otter......................Oh hang on I think it's called a kettle.

 

I’ve got 2 children. They are weird enough for me.
They must take after the wife.

 

@snotty if you cleared the area on the other side of your fence you could probably have both !!

 

After a visit to the zoo in the weekend. I rather fancy a giant anteater. Look, a bit like a greyhound the tale is a funny thing all brushing sweeping and the tounge wow. That's quite something else.

 

My lot have always wanted a Capybara, some sort of giant Guinea Pig thing

 

He needs to fit little cymbals on his knees. And a tambourine on his head. This helps to keep the flies off.

 

Saw some of those at the weekend at the zoo big furry things.

 

They're supposed to make quite good pets. Need a pool in the garden, though. Or the bath.

 

Get your coat!

 

Unfortunately, if you keep them in a kennel, you have the Social Services round...

 

Excellent, I've pulled my wit wins through again. That's twice in 28 years.