Waitrose pffft

Stopped buying them when they took the cardboard square in the bottom of the packet away.

 

When my mum used to buy them for my dad from m&s when I was a kid they used to have a walnut inside them on the bottom as well as on outside on top , they were bigger n thicker chocolate too , like most stuff these days they are just cheap copies .

 

Titanic

 

Last time I had my walnut whipped, the doctor lost his watch......

 

Yes, but they're all on lease agreements innit !

 

I believe the Troggs shop in Aldi

 

Ray Davis?

 

Iceland

 

part of their Essential range apparently.

 

Quite right. The Guardian, ironically, ran a story on the change and its all down to Brexit.
http://www.theguardian.com/business/2017/aug/16/downward-spiral-walnut-whip-brexit-twitter-nestle

 

I saw James Last in Tesco once.

I believe you can still get them in Islington. They're filled with frothed organic Venezuelan tofu

 

If you were rubbing your partner with exotic oils...what oil would you use?

 

They use vinegar in Barnsley

 

So that was you shooing me out the door in an upper-class way

 

Quite right too! Your bloody whippet had its nose in the papaya.

 

Damn it was my guide dog I wondered what they had given me when we crossed the road at warp speed