OMG that sounds horrible BUT coming from someone that likes mayo on toast i dont think i got a leg to stand on really hey
When I was younger and skint after a night out, we only had salad cream and bread in the cupboard. So salad cream on buttered toast it was. It was that good the kebabs went out the window from then onwards. And it was cheaper!!
The morning after one of my mates legendary house parties i decided that i was rather hungry and seeing as i had to go play football that morning decided that i best eat something. Cornflakes i thought but there was no milk. There was however a bottle of Southern Comfort. So without a second thought i poured a rather large drop of Southern Comfort on the Cornflakes and munched away. Tasted rather nice and i played a blinder that day )