Transvestites and lorry parks.

I couldnt possibly, but the thread title alone made me laugh out loud.

 

i wouldnt go anywhere near a lorry park

 

Transvestites and

 

What's to discuss.

• Transvestism is something that a butch bloke likes to do at a weekend.
• A lorry park is a place a butch bloke likes to go and hang out at at the weekend.

Its only natural that the 2 should converge, and i'm guessing that the 2 converge in your mind, further that they fit quite naturally and go along with some of your other favourite pursuits, such as prostitute slaying. I'm guessing you've experienced and seen your fair share of both Malc.

 

You could say I was I touch with my feminine side, yes.

It's the left side

 

Its lonely being on the road all week and a man has needs.

 

Are you sounding out peoples reactions before you come out the closet as being a transvestite who hangs around lorry parks?

 

Sounds like he's trying to arrange a swap meet....size 10 heels don't grow on trees you know!

 

(Googling "lorry park"),...

 

What's to wonder about? Surely you know ALL there is to know by now Poppy. MWAH!

 

Ah. A truck-stop. (U.S. Translation)
Wait,... you have drag queens at your truck stops? What exactly goes on in YOUR truck-stops?!
I don't know if I should be horrified, appalled, or jealous.