This old Caribbean guy. . . . . . .

Isn't pink Steve Tyler's favourite colour?

 

I had a be-dreadlocked fellow wander up my drive, compliment my van, then offer me 2 grand for it.

I sent him on his way, with the advice to lay off the reefers...

 

We were in a Tesco's car park in Padstow and a German family came over very excited, Dad wanted to have photos and gushed about how lovely Wilma was and how he hardly saw any old vw's where he lived due to their scrapage scheme for old vehicles.