Things you're not good at

I'm dreadful with video cameras and in a very fixed selection process I was given the task of recording the Nativity plays - both of them!

Uploading video to the computer of yesterdays Nativities , now down to editing and making them watch-able.

Obviously for the parents they're going to be marvellous because their little precious' are in them but the filming does have a certain 'mood' to it, I'm thinking Tarantino-esque

Definitely not good at filming even worse cobbling it together to make an end product. :

Good job we don't charge for the DVD ;D

Ok, spill, what are you bad at? And proud enough to say

 

- ironing

- anything too technical

- walking the dog in the winter!

- maths

ummmm wow the list could go on and on

 

1) fixing camper engine

2) remembing my shopping lists

3) Spelling

4) Puff pastry loooooooooooooooooooool

Think will finish there hahaha

 

Proves my point .
Women are good for 1 thing only

 

Seriously only joking

 

I am rubbish at cleaning

I'm also bad at maths & find anything that requires fine motor control really difficult (like sewing or knitting)

I'm also really bad at being bad at things so if it's not achievable the first time I will rarely try again

 

Cleaning, making pastry, being coordinated, my current job , remembering things, singing... the list goes on!

 

1. Maths
2. Having any patience
3. Lying
4. Keeping calm
5. Building anything

 

1. Sewing
2. Singing
3. Keeping a big secret (or even a small secret)
4. Drawing
5. Having patience

I could go on for a lonnnnnngg time but this is my top 5

 

1. times tables
2. spelling
3. going to bed early
4 getting up early
5 parking
6 sit ups
7 press ups
8 handstands
9 doing a cartwheel
10 connecting the camera to the laptop
11 anything engine related
12 finding my phone when it's ringing

bek -" apart from the above practically perfect in every way "

 

work/life balance......... :

must get a bigger set of scales....

 

Platform games on playstations and the like. I don't have eye hand control in my left side.

 

Following sat nav instructions. I always end up in a grim housing estate or a supermarket car park

 

remembering things. i cant remember things very well. my mind is full of fairies.

tact. sometimes i just say what i am thinking. without remembering to think it through

eating vegetables. theyre yeuch. gimme red meat and sweets all day long.

management. i cant stand all the political ***** that goes with it. i cant stand obsequiousness and dont care who i offend in this regard.

remembering not to take the mickey. some people cant take it. i forget. I can be called anything without giving two hoots what someone calls me. i forget that not every one is like me. The wan.........

ambition. i have none other than to leave work on the dot at 5.30pm. I gave up on astronaut when i found out i'd have to be an American citizen to become one when i was 10. Even then i knew being Scottish couldnt be beaten.

 

Anything electrical
Anything mechanical
Anything to with bodywork

All the things preferable for van ownership!

Also, ironing, cooking, singing, knitting, running, jogging....................etc etc etc

 

Remembering stuff - I have a memory like a sieve

Being tidy and organised

 

sleeping in
resisting the temptation to eat biscuits
remembering stuff the wife says ( selective memory i say )
other languages
singing
spelling