The Clangers are back, I found out when I told my four year old that Peppa Pig was on. !!!!!! Looks very similar !
I can get you grade 1 white dog poo anytime you like. £1500.00 per kilo plus postage. Great for snorting (and legal. How good is that!).
Dial up tones and the world wide wait. I had a sign at the side of the computer for Julie, along the lines of. turn it on, connect to Internet, walk away, don't randomly press buttons just because it's taking ages to dial up.