The carding shed

They even have inside toilets and soft toilet roll

 

Not in @crossy2112 's house. He still has to go out back with squares cut out of the Yorkshire Post.

 

Doesn’t that just smear it up your back?

 

Thought that said late gays

That and no soft sarf lot welcome

 

But dats dahn sarf Leeds Castle not oop norf Leeds wiv curries and fat women in fishnet tights in the snow.

 

Yeh but only you know that , it does have an upt Norf name thou , and pevensey was a bit ruff I fawt

 

I thought you lived in Barnsley?

 

Depends which way you wipe !
And NO we don't need a survey!

 

Cor is that what them northern birds are like, cor again

 

Ok just for @Betty the Bay who wipes upwards and who wipes down??

 

Barnsley borders huddersfield/holmfirth

 

Is "Barnsley Borders" posh?

 

What if its both

 

Our head chef says so

 

does a head chef only cook heads ?

 

Only bald one's

 

Im ok then cos I have lovely flowing dark hair

 

If it's up north it will be near somewhere cheerfully named - like Grimdyke or Plaguepit,

 

Never wipe down - one should always keep one's teabag clean.............