That bloody Doreen!

It was so nice until they turned up and started parking scrap vans everywhere. That’s what Doreen told me.

 

That's a euphemism if ever I saw one!!!!

 

It should say massive transit

 

John's complained to the council about the age UK mini bus that picks up the old folk from his street, the residents call him Victor meldrew

 

He sits out in the front garden on an old sofa with a can of Special Brew shouting at people, apparently.

 

@snotty when you think about it, 2 lousy gin bottles

 

It’s shocking. When you think of all the times he’s peed in her hedge on the way back from the pub :shakes head:

 

Bet he's glad he started this thread

 

John and Doreen sitting in a tree
K I S S I N G

 

Doreen says cheers

 

Driver!

 

To make up, why not take Doreen out for a nice spin on your Lambretta?

 

Or take her up the shard

 

Doreen asked me to post this for you, John

 

Doreen wanted this played.

 

Shouldn't goblin be spelt gobbling?