That bloody Doreen!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by SweeneyTodd, Jun 23, 2020.

  1. Every other week, she waits until I put our recycling bins out then deposits her 2 empty litre bottles of dry gin in there to make it look like she doesn’t have a drink problem & we do.... cheeky old mare!
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  2. What you can't fill it in 2 weeks, come on man what you playing at :rolleyes:
  3. She's got the hots for you, John. Just accept it.
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  4. Indeed Mr Snotts :thumbsup:

    I'd say she luuuvvvvvvsssss you :D
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  5. The only alcoholic drink containers ever in there are her 2 gin bottles apart from empty soft drink cans!
  6. Poor Doreen not only did @SweeneyTodd kill her garden now he won't let the lovely lonely old lady put just 2 bottles in his recycling bin:(
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  7. Try playing her some Barry White through the open window...
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  8. He's a right b*stard.
  9. I was just about to comment but realised it was the wrong Bazza I'd be writing about :eek:
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  10. Fancy living next door to him, miserable sod:thumbsup:
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  11. I’d say she luuuuvvvvssss cheap Gordons! I don’t understand it, it tastes like recycled perfume!
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  12. Unless its Sicilian Lemon, that is nice, very nice :D
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  14. She's only just got over him parking his Transit in her flower beds :rolleyes:
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  15. I’m going to start taking them out, save them up & plant them in her border! :mad:
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  16. Horrible man, poor Doreen:(
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  17. Ah, sugar is your poison then? ;)
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  18. I think we owe it to Doreen we should invite her to the next techenders and get her ginned up:thumbsup:
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  19. She would probably be ginned up before she arrived.... Could you leave her there, please? Or take her home with you.... Wife number four ;)
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  20. Bazza, I think she turned to gin when the dodgy neighbours turned up wrecking her garden and pulling the area down :rolleyes:
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