Tell us a totally random fact about yourself

somtimes when i wake up in the morning i look like a gnome

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I dont either. Ive been here since i was 8. But i go home for a week or so and bang it just comes oot. Most people wouldnt know i'm scottish from my accent. I originate from around Edinburgh (wee mining village outside called Newtongrange or Nitten as we call it) but most of my family are from Dumfries.


btw have you ever read any of T Pratchetts books involving the Nac Mac Feegle? Its all jings and crivens. Cracks me up.

 

there seems to be a conversation going on here.........this is a random thread, please read the rules i invented on page one! stupid stuff and no talking, now run along or i'll fart in your general direction.

 

ignore me, the random thread wasn't started by me and the rules i invented are in my silly topic topic topic thread.........as the kidzz say "my bad" this is random fact
majorhangover has invented the latest tagline to rival *dinkylol* in my eyes.
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ni ni ni!
we'll call it a draw shall we?

 

A mere flesh wound
Black Knight

 

And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.

 

I've been part of a comprehensive thread hijack.


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I had a motorbike accident at the age of 21 ish. I broke my left arm in 5 places and dislocated my elbow which meant my left arm could swing backwards and hit me on the back of the head 8) ......it took 6 hours for the hospital to decide to operate!!!! :

 

I was once on TV in Hong Kong (Pearl TV i think, step dad was stationed there in Navy) for winning a competition and a $100(hk) book token for correctly guessing that it was The Rubettes singing 'Sugar Baby Love' in blacked out profile.


I bought a dictionary, a book on bombers and a book on battleships.

 

i dont like myself

 

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