Techenders 2015

Count me in.

 

I'd like to go. Even if it's to watch someone else work on their bus.

 

Bet you get your hands on someones oily bits before the weekend finish.

 

Phwoar, this weekend sounds even more fun! LOL

 

don't peak too early (that said I have booked the days off already)

 

But yous a girl, and there's not a lot of cooking and cleaning at TE weekend.






























I think someone is at the door, I must go now.

 

lol brave french men as usual.

 

Hope she don't drop in on the way to Spain anytime soon.

 

Wenches is that?

 

Epic fail I'm afraid. If ever there was a candidate for a FTFY you had it there in the palm of your hands and you blew it

 

That's life.

 

show us your funny shaped vegetables then cyril.

 

You really wish to see my two veg?

 

Or do us an odd ode....

 

The beet is the most intense of vegetables. The radish, admittedly, is more feverish, but the fire of the radish is a cold fire, the fire of discontent not of passion. Tomatoes are lusty enough, yet there runs through tomatoes an undercurrent of frivolity. Beets are deadly serious.

Slavic peoples get their physical characteristics from potatoes, their smoldering inquietude from radishes, their seriousness from beets.

The beet is the melancholy vegetable, the one most willing to suffer. You can't squeeze blood out of a turnip...

The beet is the murderer returned to the scene of the crime. The beet is what happens when the cherry finishes with the carrot. The beet is the ancient ancestor of the autumn moon, bearded, buried, all but fossilized; the dark green sails of the grounded moon-boat stitched with veins of primordial plasma; the kite string that once connected the moon to the Earth now a muddy whisker drilling desperately for rubies.

The beet was Rasputin's favorite vegetable. You could see it in his eyes.

 

Yes, well that certainly was odd