Techenders 2015

If you were proper Northern it would be funnier

 

That's it then, I'm 100% non northern! I just don't like him as a stand-up, though I liked Phoenix Nights and I've read his autobiography which is very funny.

 

I'm from 5 mins from him so lots of the observational stuff is familiar, I watched lee evans monster last week and don't think I even smiled

 

I've never rated Lee Evans either!

 

oh, i'll leave the big light on then

 

In my day all I asked for was wood.

 

Where are you from davidoft as i grew up in westhoughton

 

Whitefield, not far

 

Ive heard you usually got wood at TE. Nowt to brag about.

 

Ive got family out that way in prestwich

 

I lived in prestwitch until I was 6, there's a lot of woodland etc that you would have no idea was there, on the motorway junction (16 off the m62/60) where the big tesco is was a huge mental hospital, we used to cycle through the grounds and down to the river and woods out back, it had all the facilities you would ever want football pitche tennis, lawn bowls etc, all the patients (apart from the really dangerous ones) used to wave and talk to us as we cycled through , then they put the big tesco on half of the grounds and released the other half of the patients as care in the community, as it was next to the motorway with a long footbridge over it and a hand rail to waist heigh they would jump off pretty regularly , then they put a cage over the foot way, so they climbed on top of it, not sure whether the number of people jumping deminished or the bridge cover worked, either way even then I thought care in the community wasn't the greatest idea for some folks

 

No way this is creepy
I lived in Prestwich untill I was about six aswell
We lived across the road from heaton park just down the road from the station my dad grew up there and my cousin owns a pub there still

 

We used to cycle to Heaton park quite often it's a cool place to explore, always go when I'm up visiting the family it's ace for the children and grownups , still do mega bonfire nights . I went to prestwitch parish school.

 

If you 2 have slept together this is not the place to share it !!!

 

Ill have to ask my mum which school I went to as I cant remember
Would be strange if we went to the same school
How old are you dude

 

Would be strange indeed,

I'm 40 and 6 weeks 2 days

Where you lived was on the edge of the biggest Jewish community in the country , just the other side of the lights where heaton park finished, used to do lush bagels down at the bakery, not American ones but proper ones, we used to cycle further along to broughton swimming baths cos it was 15p , then we heard about Bolton baths slides and everything can't remember what it used to be called!!

 

In 37 in july so we were both living there at the same time for a while

 

If para ever had long hair there's half s chance, especially after a sherry trifle or 2

 

You have then.