Social distancing in a camper - did we do the right thing?

Yeh but your camper is red

 

From this day forward the ‘R’ number will now be known as the ‘Paul’ number. Super spreader, shame on you.

Let’s face it, you should have left them to die. You’ve exposed your family to an unacceptable risk and as such id expect Matt Hancock to personally phone you tonight using the Track & Trace system and order you and your family to isolate until Christmas and possibly strip your Bay for parts.

I wouldn’t be surprised if they shoot the old couple if they can find them.

 

If Matt Hand cock rings me tonight, he will get told to concentrate his efforts on a proper track and trace system and upping the capacity of tests now and building shed loads of capacity for Christmas, so we can see our families! There would also be a bit of swearing I reckon.

I've politicised my own thread now!

 

Say 10 Hail Marys and flog yourself with a bunch of dry Japanese Knotweed Stems, you filthy, filthy man!

 

I expect the paparazzi will now hound you and take a photo of you as you drive past that ‘Spearmint Rhino’ place in your camper.......again.

 

He still tries to deny that one

 

Well done.... would have done the same.... carry on!

 

I thought that this was going to be one of those ghost stories - so that when you got home you read that a couple had drowned in the reservoir that day the year before.

 

......and i turned round to ask them if they wanted a can of Top Deck from the fridge and they were gone...........

 

Doesn’t everyone have google maps on their phone to locate their car

I have an app that warns me if I’ve left it unlocked, location and basically the complete status


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How does it know if you've left it unlocked?

 

Funny you should say that.
We took a photo of them on the back seat, but when I looked later I'd only got a picture of an empty back seat

 

I did a detailed investigation to prove that wasn't me.

They had a different pop top and an interior shade of red on their bus.

They are a member on here and there name is @

 

No , i remember where it was left .
And
No , I just lock it ....



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It’s an intelligent Volvo
It’s an app , also enables you to start the car anywhere from your phone


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Smarty pants


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Paul , you did the right thing.


Your van was long over due for fumigation anyway


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It’s a nice thing to do for them.

Reassuring that they’ll get behind the wheel and pose no danger to themselves or anyone else when collectively they can’t remember crossing a reservoir or not, but will soldier on as they don’t want to be a bother.

It’s this spirit that got us through Dunkirk and enables old boys to drive down the wrong side of motorways. Makes you proud.


This shouldn’t diminish your kind gesture though.

 

does it come and pick you up as well?