. There’s no way I could do a runner and hide from the police nowadays. The thermal camera would spot my hot flushes from a mile away!
Watch out lads! They're getting all hormonal. Be thankful AR15 rifles aren't readily available in the UK.
I always had my doubts about you, now I know you're totally nuts. You do know every 50 plus woman in the universe is going to be after your gonackers on a plate now don't you?
I shall be contacting @Miss Rosie to hunt him down! Or at least grass him to the female members of the @Terrordales clan
I have learned the rules now. Move into spare room. Do not attempt cuddle any time. Do not compliment. Never mention greasy hair. always pay for hair, manicure, new clothes without complaint. Never under any circumstance mention mood swings or have differing opinion. Hide all sharp instruments before going to bed. ^That's got me through the last 5 years! Just wondering if I will last the next 5.
Very true but if you have a glass with a drop of water in it, I find that topping it up with whisky improves it no end!
Got up to mum's ont tops this dinner and golf ball sized flakes. Strategic retreat after half hour and 3 inches settled. Once south of the Wall ,(Blazefield) it was just misty clag. Mum really enjoyed this thread, especially @paradox your front door. Reminded her of 1947
Keep your nerve, but if you ever feel the need to wear an ethnic headscarf, seek professional advice.
You do realise that everything from the collapse of the Roman Empire to the Siege of Stalingrad was your fault?